Sarah Palin will have an epiphany - that when she thought all this time she was looking at the Russian Far East it turns out to really have been Canada (to the east).
Tiger Woods will learn to just putter on the green.
TSA will unveil "fly-naked" screening lanes to expedite travelers through airport security avoiding privacy advocates protests over body scanning machines.
Another couple will be discovered to have uninvited access to the White House - the Clinton's.
Brit Hume will convert to Buddhism.
Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire & Raphael Palmaro will make a comeback to finance a no pretences MDB (must dope baseball) League.
All states adopt cyclists "stop-as-yield" laws.
Danica Patrick will start chewing tobacco to satisfy NASCAR good-ol-boy crowds & admit to sleeping with former team co-founder David Letterman (again to satisfy NASCAR good-ol-boy crowds).
Chris Lieto wins Hawaii Ironman with record breaking bike split.
WSBA will adopt drug testing program.
Republicans fail to recognize the action that the word YES can have & continue to try to fit their square peg into a round hole.
OBL will be discovered as a wicket keeper at a Pakistani Cricket match.
Contador will fail in his defense of TdF title - Levi will take overall (with strong team support from Horner & an old guy name Lance).
At 10 year O2K reunion - cyclist formally known as Racer Bob will be transformed into Energizer Bunny Bob (swimming-biking-running his way from Arcata, CA to Steamboat Springs, CO).
Ladies will finally leave seat up for Men.
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