Caroling

Seahawks get a late Christmas Carol - sung to the tune of Silent Night:

Stoic Pete, holy sh_t,
All is one, all is right,
Round to another team in the NFL,
Holy playbook this better work well,
Sleep in the off season no way,
Sleep for Pete no way.
Stoic Pete, holy sh_t,
Mora quakes at the sight,
Glories stream from heaven afar,
Season ticket-holders sing Alleluia!
Pete, the Saviour has come,
Pete, the Saviour has come!
Stoic Pete, holy sh_t,
The SOB, he left USC,
To resurrect a 5-11 Seahawk face,
Start drawing up some redeeming grace,
Pete, our coach, at Thy birth,
Pete, our coach, at Thy birth.

I give him only 2 seasons; NEXT!